Wednesday, August 29, 2012

"Law is not complicated."-- 

"I might have trouble with the actual execution but at least in theory I know how to run a auto theft ring should things go to the ****s in the future."--

"Are you still holding a grudge against big box stores because the Walmart greeter did not show you enough respect when you used to live in a van in their parking lot and exploit the store's public bathroom? "--

"If you put an average girl inside of a Walmart she doesn't actually get hotter."--

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

 "A few years back I went to traffic court for what was supposed to be another fine but because I can be a bit of an ass turned into going to jail. I was in jail for a little under a month of which I did about 1/4 of that time in the hole for an altercation with some guards."--


"I don't like ketchup or mayo but getting mayo with fries is pretty standard at nice restaurants and restaurants pretending to be nice restaurants. This is true even in Canada."--

"$100+ is pretty much the lowest you can spend unless you are some pathetic loser who is going to sit and nurse one drink for two hours."--

"There are times when someone is trying to brag and they fail miserably at it because what they are saying only seems brag-worthy to themselves"--

Sunday, October 16, 2011

"I've played chess when high on cocaine."--

"Unless you are poor or retarded you should be able to kill people and have no issue."--


"our standards of what is justice shouldn't be contingent on how much money you have. I find that personally beneficial should I ever decided to kill someone"--


Sunday, July 31, 2011

"I also maintain a half dozen other accounts-- one with a few thousand posts and all with unique IPs-- just so I can collaborate my own existence with fake accounts that claim they have known me for close to a decade. I created an entire fake online community taking the time to program my own forum software from scratch and then populated that community with a few hundred fake accounts and thousands of discussion topics just to create additional collaboration. That is the level of commitment I bring"--

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Yes I go out with female friends and I pay. Paying has nothing to do with a desire to have sex with them."--

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Also, just being waitstaff at any place I'm a regular at will get you a round. It is only fair they have to work and bring me drinks when I'm out having fun so if I run into them while they are out I should do something to make their night better."--

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Well it isn't like you can dump someone if you cripple them. The only way out for him is to **** up again and finish her off."--




Tuesday, July 12, 2011

"My main drink is cognac. I'll occasionally drink port. If I'm buying a bottle it is always champagne."--

"If I was going to throw money every time El Diablo engaged in bitch behaviour I actually would be broke."==

"You can't truly be friends with people who are less wealthy because you have to constantly censor yourself. The way you talk around them and what you say or share has to be controlled and that prevents you from actually having a true friendship."--

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Most people are bitter and they think perfectly innocent comments that you meant nothing by are brags. "--

Monday, July 11, 2011

"No girl has ever looked at a guy drinking a White Russian and though wow I bet if I go home with him he is going to **** my brains out."--

"it is unfair to have females spend equally on the consumables when they have already contributed more with respect to their physical appearance."--

"I don't drink mixed drinks of any kind. I'm not 19 or a girl."--

"In the case of strangers my position is that you should do it such as to create no obligation. Usually the best way to do this is by having the waitress take care of it. If they want to come over and say hi they will. If not they will send a thank you back though the waitress. Sometimes I'd even remove myself from the vicinity so as to make it clear that the round was in the interest of promoting everyone having a good time and not because I was interested in talking to them"--

Monday, December 6, 2010

"I laugh quite a lot and I have a perma-smile."--

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I'm a confident supporter of science as a solution to all things assuming you have enough money"--

"1. Go to cougar bar
2. Wait for cougar to approach you
3. Wake up to the shame of having done something you should now regret."--

"
No one is trying to defend my lifestyle as normal. This has nothing to do with what I do. At no point have I tried to advance the idea that rapidly chain drinking $20+ drinks is normal. "--


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